Boo Seekers Mugs

Muscles

Ghost School.

Bench Press Accident

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Lighthouse Beam.

Exercise Bars

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Macho man body building club.

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

"Holy water, holy water...."

"I spy something blue."

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

"Any other strengths?"