Bear Seeker Mugs

'I know his tracks go that way - that's why I'm going this way.'

"Pick me!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

The one that got away

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Zoo animals.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

You have the worst spring breath.

Baby Bear.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"