Beacon Seeker Mugs

Lighthouse Beam.

New York Netherworld

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Sun Worship

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

Single men in Tahiti

Lighthouse

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

Dutch Courage

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

'Who is John Galt?'

'New Art'

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

'What's gold doing now'

An electric lightbulb is delivered to a lighthouse.

Morley the Stubborn Liberal

"I started out as an astronomer, but the stars made me feel insignificant."

Murder photographs.

"You think he knows something we don't?"

'I cannot wait to be promoted to an office with a window.'

Why men hate to stop and ask for directions.