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Lighthouse Beam.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

New York Netherworld

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Sun Worship

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

Single men in Tahiti

Lighthouse

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

Dutch Courage

I'm tired of blessings in disguise--if it's al the same to you, I want one I can recognize immediately!

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

'New Art'

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Who is John Galt?'

I'm actually here as part of an ongoing quest to find the ideal form of analysis. Freudian didn't work, and Jungian didn't help, so I thought I'd try Pabstian.

'What's gold doing now'

"You think he knows something we don't?"

'I cannot wait to be promoted to an office with a window.'

Morley the Stubborn Liberal

"I started out as an astronomer, but the stars made me feel insignificant."

'Who? Boson? Higgs Boson? Hey, where the hell have you been hiding?'

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

Murder photographs.

An electric lightbulb is delivered to a lighthouse.