Beacon Believers Mugs

"We saw a light so we dropped in."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Lighthouse Beam.

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Lighthouse

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

'Honey, I'm home!'

"But is it Organic?"

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

James and Sarah had no chance of sex with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea keeping them apart

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

Stationary mountain bike.

An electric lightbulb is delivered to a lighthouse.

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'

The Big Bang - Preachers.

The Fountain of Espresso

Suntan Lotion - Three Exciting Fragrances: Barbecue, Smokey Bacon and Sunday Roasts.

Waddle Orthodontics - Put your money where your mouth is.

"It IS awful, but it woke you up, didn't it?"

Broken Lighthouse

"Just give it to me straight - I wanna know my future no matter how bad it is..."