Beacon Believers Pillows

"We saw a light so we dropped in."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

Radiator jazz player

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Lighthouse Beam.

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Lighthouse

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'Honey, I'm home!'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

"But is it Organic?"

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

James and Sarah had no chance of sex with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea keeping them apart

"You know what happens you ASSUME?!"

'What's a good diet for athletes?'

Stationary mountain bike.

'Who? Boson? Higgs Boson? Hey, where the hell have you been hiding?'

An electric lightbulb is delivered to a lighthouse.

Easter Bunny Nursery

'I couldn't get the beans out of the toaster.'

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

The Big Bang - Preachers.

Waddle Orthodontics - Put your money where your mouth is.

Suntan Lotion - Three Exciting Fragrances: Barbecue, Smokey Bacon and Sunday Roasts.

"It IS awful, but it woke you up, didn't it?"

The Fountain of Espresso

Broken Lighthouse

Balloon giving CPR.