Bonds Whisperer T-Shirts

Show off your Bonds Whisperer’s gift with a stylish t-shirt that humorously praises their talent for creating and strengthening meaningful bonds.

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"Liquidity is when you wake up one day to see your pension pot has vanished, then you wet yourself."

"Liquidity is when you wake up one day to see your pension pot has vanished, then you wet yourself." mockup

"Liquidity is when you wake up one day to see your pension pot has vanished, then you wet yourself."

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My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

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Opening the door to new customers mockup

Opening the door to new customers

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Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated. mockup

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

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"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

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"Now all we need is a good script." mockup

"Now all we need is a good script."

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'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.'

'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.' mockup

'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.'

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Post Game Day Betting.

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'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.' mockup

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

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Duplass Brothers

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"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'" mockup

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

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'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.' mockup

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

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"You say there's a dip in the market?" mockup

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

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'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.' mockup

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

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"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do." mockup

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

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"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries." mockup

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

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'I'm trading futures in green sheets.' mockup

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

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"Instead of poison, I introduce liberal, intellectual ants into the population, eroding the ants' patriotism and causing them to question the authoritarian rule of the queen. Slowly, over generations, it weakens the ants' genetic resolve to the point where they stay in the nest at all times, watching television and writing letters to the editor."

"Instead of poison, I introduce liberal, intellectual ants into the population, eroding the ants' patriotism and causing them to question the authoritarian rule of the queen. Slowly, over generations, it weakens the ants' genetic resolve to the point where they stay in the nest at all times, watching television and writing letters to the editor."

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