Bomb Detector Dog Handler Gifts

'No! No! No! You're supposed to be looking for bombs, not tennis balls! Bombs!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Pushy Dog

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"What's all this?"

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

"He did it!"

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"I'll walk, you shovel."

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.