Bold Dressers T-Shirts

"Which way to the House Good Taste, Mac?"

Peacock hat

"They looked really cool when we tried them on in the store, right?"

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Beanirrito"

"Too bright."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'Do you like my little black number?'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Maybe this year..."

Female Boss 6

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Very nice. I don't want nice. I want intimidating."

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"You didn't read the memo about the board members coming for a visit?"

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

Fashionista

"It's vintage."

"You're home now, Adele. Why don't you take off your shoulders?"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go - your power tie is usurping my authority."

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'