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Bodyguards.

Guarded optimism.

'Bodyguard? What a quaint expression. I'll have you know that Stevens is my bitch!'

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

Bodyguards doing their duty.

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'

Barry Tanner decides to take the window seat

'He's telling you the truth, he doesn't have his lunch money today. He invested it in my services.'

'You were always a bit of a smart ass Watkins.'

Security dog

'I was the King's chief bodyguard, and one day he bit his tongue.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Restraining orders from the stars.

'...perhaps it is rather tempting fate.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

"I'm not offering just any old protection service - ours is index linked."

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

Prostitutes campaign outside the White House: 'Buy American!'

"If it doesn't work bring it back and we'll refund your money."

'My bodyguard? -- I thought he was your bodyguard!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Think, quick! How am I suppose to take a show for the president?'

'I see the boss has made a change in his open door policy.'

Football Security

Winter Games

'...and I say without fear of contradiction...'

'With all this movie and modelling work I'm doing I decided to get myself a bodyguard. Meet Henri.....he's Percheron.'

"Don't worry Sir, for $50 a week, I'll protect you from those scary mice..."

"I didn't realize how violent things had gotten until you hired me for this ... "

Cat being guarded by security mice.

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"Security?! Really?! You're a disgrace Bob!"