Bodyguard Mugs

Start their day with a laugh and a nod to their protective nature. Our mugs feature witty designs perfect for the bodyguard who keeps everyone safe—and looks good doing it.

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Bodyguards.

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Guarded optimism.

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'Bodyguard? What a quaint expression. I'll have you know that Stevens is my bitch!'

'Bodyguard? What a quaint expression. I'll have you know that Stevens is my bitch!' mockup

'Bodyguard? What a quaint expression. I'll have you know that Stevens is my bitch!'

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'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?' mockup

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

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'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.' mockup

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

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'Do you have an appointment?'

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Bodyguards doing their duty.

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'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger' mockup

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

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'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'

'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?' mockup

'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'

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Barry Tanner decides to take the window seat

Barry Tanner decides to take the window seat mockup

Barry Tanner decides to take the window seat

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'He's telling you the truth, he doesn't have his lunch money today. He invested it in my services.'

'He's telling you the truth, he doesn't have his lunch money today. He invested it in my services.' mockup

'He's telling you the truth, he doesn't have his lunch money today. He invested it in my services.'

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'You were always a bit of a smart ass Watkins.'

'You were always a bit of a smart ass Watkins.' mockup

'You were always a bit of a smart ass Watkins.'

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Security dog

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'I was the King's chief bodyguard, and one day he bit his tongue.'

'I was the King's chief bodyguard, and one day he bit his tongue.' mockup

'I was the King's chief bodyguard, and one day he bit his tongue.'

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Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket. mockup

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

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Restraining orders from the stars. mockup

Restraining orders from the stars.

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'...perhaps it is rather tempting fate.'

'...perhaps it is rather tempting fate.' mockup

'...perhaps it is rather tempting fate.'

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'Do you have an appointment?'

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"I'm not offering just any old protection service - ours is index linked."

"I'm not offering just any old protection service - ours is index linked." mockup

"I'm not offering just any old protection service - ours is index linked."

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'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.' mockup

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

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Prostitutes campaign outside the White House: 'Buy American!'

Prostitutes campaign outside the White House: 'Buy American!' mockup

Prostitutes campaign outside the White House: 'Buy American!'

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"If it doesn't work bring it back and we'll refund your money."

"If it doesn't work bring it back and we'll refund your money." mockup

"If it doesn't work bring it back and we'll refund your money."

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'My bodyguard? -- I thought he was your bodyguard!'

'My bodyguard? -- I thought he was your bodyguard!' mockup

'My bodyguard? -- I thought he was your bodyguard!'

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'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

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