Bodybuilder Humor Pillows

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

Bench Press Accident

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Gym Dog

Keep Fit.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Important Muscles.

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Hero of the Beach?

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Snow woman admiring a muscular snowman.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Macho man body building club.