Bodybuilder Humor Pillows

'Wow! He must really work out!'

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Powerful Love.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Bench Press Accident

The rock caricature

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Keep Fit.

Gym Dog

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

Important Muscles.

'It's caused by doing too many wrist curls, overindulging in spinach and... Excuse me. Everyone in here - stat - if you want to see an actual case of 'Popeye Syndrome'!'

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Hero of the Beach?

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"Mental note to self: rethink theory of survival of the fittest."

Macho man body building club.

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."