Bodybuilder Dreams T-Shirts

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

The rock caricature

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Exercising

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Keep Fit.

Gym Dog

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."