Bodybuilder Dreams Pillows

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Exercising

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Keep Fit.

Gym Dog

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'