Body Care Buff Gifts

Body waxing

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

The Cat Spa

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

Sheep In Curlers

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'My dentist recommended it.'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Two men in barber shop

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'