Body Autonomy Supporter T-Shirts

"All I really want is control over my own body!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Privates Beach"

Breast Height Chart

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

China

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'No luggage.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

The abominable snow-woman

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

You can't tell cats what to do. They belong to a very strong Union.

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"I seriously doubt people will notice your hairy back."

"People don't agree on PRECISELY the right language but it's generally agreed that 'humongous lardy fat lump' is probably overstepping the mark."

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

"I'm back in my thin pants again."

"My husband took the kids to Disneyland for the weekend, so the 'happiest place on earth' is actually right here."

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

'I've been clean for six months now.'

'What are they all staring at - have I got two heads or something?'

I'm not challenging your authority. I'm rejecting it completely."

"Oh, it's the comedian I like that's still scared to talk about her vagina."

"I heard you've become a vegetarian."