Body Autonomy Supporter Pillows

"All I really want is control over my own body!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Privates Beach"

Breast Height Chart

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

China

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

'No luggage.'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

You can't tell cats what to do. They belong to a very strong Union.

The abominable snow-woman

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

"I seriously doubt people will notice your hairy back."

"I'm back in my thin pants again."

"People don't agree on PRECISELY the right language but it's generally agreed that 'humongous lardy fat lump' is probably overstepping the mark."

'I've been clean for six months now.'

'What are they all staring at - have I got two heads or something?'

"In order to be a better mirror of society, we feel parliament should have more overweight female members with a wardrobe deficiency."

I'm not challenging your authority. I'm rejecting it completely."

"Oh, it's the comedian I like that's still scared to talk about her vagina."

"I heard you've become a vegetarian."