Body Art Collectors Gifts

A pig in a Tattoo parlour getting a 'coin slot' tattoo.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Caricatures $20"

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Tattoos sagging with time

Maternity tattoos

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

The Coffee Tattoo

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Devil tattoo.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Snowman Tattoo

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Operation Tattoo

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.