Body Art Collectors Gifts

A pig in a Tattoo parlour getting a 'coin slot' tattoo.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Caricatures $20"

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Tattoos sagging with time

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

The Coffee Tattoo

Devil tattoo.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Snowman Tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Orange navel has ring

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"