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European Space Agency.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Polar bear bowling alley

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

scrabble love

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Board Game Hunter

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Puppy.

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'Checkmate I think!'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Monogamy

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Perfection

The Big Game Park

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

A Masked Ball