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'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Einsteiners.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Have you seen my dad?"

Espresso Martini Peacock

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Now what?'

Tequila Mockingbird

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.