Boat Trip Adventurer Prints

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lazy Octopus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Come out with your fins up!'

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Getting the hang of it?"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Heads or tails?"

Golf Clubs Underwater.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Gone Bookkeepin'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'