Boat Trip Enthusiast Prints

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'It was this big. I swear'

Watching Sea Life.

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

The Imperfect Storm

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

"They migrate here each summer."

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'Don't row so hard!'