Boat Trip Adventurer Mugs

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Come out with your fins up!'

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Heads or tails?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Titanic: How's my steering.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.