Boardroom Boss Gifts

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'That makes 3 years in a row they've paid you $20 million. Why can't you seem to get a raise?'

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

"So how did the meeting go?"

'You myst blow at least a 2.3 on the 'drunk with power' breathalizer before they'll promote you to upper management.'

While you were discussing who to take over, we got taken over.

'He's a Drunk-With-Power drunk...the worst kind!'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

"I move we table the motion because it's making me dizzy."

"It's true, I do have tons of money. But, let's face it, one more ton couldn't hurt."

"Have you made enough money yet? No, me neither."

"This might look like a part of the real world but it isn't. This is the executive floor!"

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

'I admit I'm a poor loser, but I've always been a good winner.'

A dog is sat behind a desk, his name plate says 'top dog.'

"The buck may stop here, but the blame goes to the employees."

"I have absolute job security. My buyout would cost them millions."

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

"Never forget he's a wild animal."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Bo're'droom

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."