Boardroom Bandage Gifts

'When will he be able to litigate again?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"I'd rather be at the office."

Medical Supplies

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

"If you need anything just wink."

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'I've read my appraisal and this is my solicitor - I intend to sue you!'

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

'Well, Jim, it appears you just put your finger on my one point of terrible vulnerability!'

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

'We may as well make use of you.'

"See what a few beers mingled with some great ideas will do for the boss?"

'Anything else need tying up?'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

It's from your private medical insurance.