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'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

I love Basketball.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Zdeno Chara

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

Goalie Wall.

Athletic Darwinism.

"How do you expect to learn to be a good loser when you win all the time?"

You look like a team player. I like that!

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."