Big Game Hero T-Shirts

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Children playing football.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

A boy with a football

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Now this was a crafty one!'

school kids playing conkers

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

'He never has an energy crisis.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Born to play ball.

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."

"You can't go out for playground monitor duty like that! Where's your mouthpiece?"

"Rhino Poachers !"

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

'He got game.'

For five years before they added wheels, boarding was the coolest sport around.

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'That was my first ever kill.'

England and Germany