Big Game Hero Pillows

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Children playing football.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

A boy with a football

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

school kids playing conkers

'Now this was a crafty one!'

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

"Slug bug...not hit backs!"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'He never has an energy crisis.'

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

Born to play ball.

"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."

"Rhino Poachers !"

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

"You can't go out for playground monitor duty like that! Where's your mouthpiece?"

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

'He got game.'

For five years before they added wheels, boarding was the coolest sport around.

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'That was my first ever kill.'