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'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'Now this was a crafty one!'

'I've been transferred again.'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"Did you really just tell me to keep my eye on the ball?"

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

"Rhino Poachers !"

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

'He got game.'

Footballers - Jaap Staam

Superheroes.

Just preparation for my business trip to Africa next month...

Texas Drop 'Em.

'Are you the person I see about getting a sign-up bonus and a salary?'

'Sorry, coach, but all of the bases are loaded.'

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."

'He was a good coach. But hey, bottom line in this league? If you don't win, you get whacked.'