Bloopers Buff Gifts

'Another retrospective of the Bush Administration?', 'Oh, no -- this is just the blooper reel.'

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

The Garden

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'Tired of fetching?'

The Directors Gut.

Jaws 3 - The Litigation

Hip hop Santa.

Leonardo DiCaprio

"Honey, It's Steven and he's talking sequel!"

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

Mixing Business and Pleasure

George Clooney.

"That film we were keen on two years ago is coming out."

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

Florist

Hollywood Studio - 'We can only pay you $20million for your next film - video piracy is killing the film industry.'

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

Smart dog

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'

Michael Crichton.

Aging Boomers live longer.

"Your script is fresh, imaginative, innovative, and groundbreaking. Now all you need to do is tweak it into a version of a proven blockbuster or an old TV sitcom and we'd love to green-light it."

"Oh...erm...welcome back!"

'Trust you to have a fetish for b52 bombers.'

Cinemaplex

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."