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"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Rose Garden

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Fear of news.

"I've seen a tulip before."

The Invention of the Wheel

Francoise Gilot

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Keen gardener.

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Chain and Ball music player.

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

Mt. Everest gifts.

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

'Seven companies in three years.'

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

Stolen Crime Books.

'That plant food really works!'

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

A man has media beamed to his head with a personal satellite.

"I'm not interested in the meaning of life...I want to know what's going to happen in my soap"

TV Trash

'Have you heard when the new online season begins?'

Thirty Days to a Fatter Wallet

"I downloaded your band's new album. It's actually not bad at all."

Indiscreet woman

'Where did those seeds you planted get to?'

'Let me know if it works - I'll try some on the roses!'

Florist

Thirsting for skin cream.