Blooming Addict Mugs

Orchid show. Can I help you? Can I help you?!!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Rose Garden

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Fear of news.

"I've seen a tulip before."

The Invention of the Wheel

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Francoise Gilot

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Keen gardener.

Chain and Ball music player.

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

Mt. Everest gifts.

'Seven companies in three years.'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

"I've got an extremely rare Dusty Springfield."

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

Stolen Crime Books.

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

'That plant food really works!'

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

"I'm not interested in the meaning of life...I want to know what's going to happen in my soap"

'Have you heard when the new online season begins?'

TV Trash

A man has media beamed to his head with a personal satellite.

Thirty Days to a Fatter Wallet

"I downloaded your band's new album. It's actually not bad at all."

Florist

Indiscreet woman

'Where did those seeds you planted get to?'

'Let me know if it works - I'll try some on the roses!'