Mystery Addict Mugs

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Bermuda Triangles

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

$1: Family Secrets

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Pastorius wonders why.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Treasure Island Book.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"There's something I have to tell you."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"That's hardly necessary!"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"I'm an enigma!"

Mobsters at the Beach