Bloom Chaser Pillows

"Crocuses! It's spring!"

Rose Garden

Labor Day Flowers

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Dancing at the Clubs.

The New Normal

"I've seen a tulip before."

All-Candy Seder.

Letter writing lady.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Tango

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

Perfect Match

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Happiness

"It takes him forever to finish."

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

Stop and Smell the Roses

'Your backswing's too slow!'

'Glorious day'

Butterfly Catcher

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

"Ol' Milo sure loves the breeze in his face, Huh, Son?"

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'