Bloom Whisperer Pillows

'Tch... why does Amanda always have to go that one step further?'

'I see your busy lizzies are bone idle this year!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cry babies.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Plant Lady

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'