Bloom Chaser T-Shirts

"Crocuses! It's spring!"

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Rose Garden

Labor Day Flowers

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"I've seen a tulip before."

The New Normal

All-Candy Seder.

Letter writing lady.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Tango

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

Perfect Match

Happiness

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"It takes him forever to finish."

Stop and Smell the Roses

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

'Your backswing's too slow!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'It's definitely grown hyacinth we last looked at it!'

Butterfly Catcher

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

"Ol' Milo sure loves the breeze in his face, Huh, Son?"

'Glorious day'

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'