Blood Drive Lover Pillows

"So what blood group are you?"

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Even the busiest leaders must know when to switch off and recharge their batteries...

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

A vein of vampires

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

Runner with a kick-starter.

Operating Room.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

"It's nice of you to contemplate giving blood to the Blood Bank Dad, but it has to be your own blood..."

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

"They're for water hazard holes."

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'

'The next time you get captured by rabbits, you can pay your own ransom!'

'No, I don't think your disguise will attract deer. To be honest, you look like an idiot.'