Blood Drive Lover Pillows

'With the added weight on their chests, donors can give a pint of blood at a time.'

"So what blood group are you?"

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

Even the busiest leaders must know when to switch off and recharge their batteries...

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

Amazingly, the Red Cross has genetically engineered mosquitoes that bite people then deposit their blood at a blood bank.

A vein of vampires

'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

Runner with a kick-starter.

Operating Room.

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

"It's nice of you to contemplate giving blood to the Blood Bank Dad, but it has to be your own blood..."

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

"They're for water hazard holes."

'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

'We appreciate your concern, but as I've told you multiple times, Mr Turnip, youn just can't help us.'

'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'

'The next time you get captured by rabbits, you can pay your own ransom!'