Blood Donors' Fastest Pints Pillows

'... And this is my cellar.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

"So what blood group are you?"

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'

Second to Nun

Blood Donor

'How do I know you'll only what I'm not using?'

'Actually, I was thinking more blood group than personality.'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'On average how many units of blood a week are you drinking, Dracula?'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

Grapes Drinking Blood

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

Blood transfusion service recruitment - "So you can only work nights!"

'Sorry, you're not my type.'

"The blood donation is nearly complete. Just a little clot remaining."

"Yeah, I like that street too! The guy at No 12 has really nice-tasting blood..."

'No more thanks, your last pint bounced.'

Blood Bank

"Mmmmm, a pulsating little red"