Bloke Stereotype Lover Gifts

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Prejudice/Empathy

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

Pikey and Chav.

Alpine Pipe

*Sigh*

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

Plumbers Workwear

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

"Stupid bean counter!"

You! Are thick magazine.

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

"What part of Canada that I know nothing about are you from?"

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

'Alright, son, we'll give you an apprenticeship. You seem to have what it takes.'

Karen of Bethlehem

"My dad is a doctor and this his tool."

'Call yourself a pirate? Where's the parrot and peg leg?'

'Unexpected Americans, the liberal trucker'

Man cold medicine.

Overweight cop and his struggling horse.