Block Cheese Aficionado Gifts

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

French wine

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

I love Cannelloni

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Cheese

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

First Word

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Stratigraphy

"We REALLY do get better with age."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

The worm that churned!

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Cheese Pile

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."