Block Enthusiast Gifts

Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

A well-known poet lives on this street. Building Supplies. I just need one. She authored a prize-winning screenplay. That offensive lineman is a novelist. My journalist friend is rejecting calls from my number. It's frustrating. I just can't escape writer's block.

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

First Word

A construction worker looks at building blocks instructions.

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Gracie's baby toys.

Hoodie Hang-out

Baby Mozart.

Lego Haircut

"I'm still pre-literate."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Building Blocks.

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Extra innings.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

Children's Imagination

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

'That's my boy...'

'I hope you have planning permission for that?'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

My First Bitcoin.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

'Here comes the new kid.'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."