Block Enthusiast Gifts

Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

First Word

A construction worker looks at building blocks instructions.

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Gracie's baby toys.

Baby Mozart.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Hoodie Hang-out

Lego Haircut

"I'm still pre-literate."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Building Blocks.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'That's my boy...'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

Children's Imagination

'I hope you have planning permission for that?'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

My First Bitcoin.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Here comes the new kid.'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Church Restoration Fund.

Brick and Mortar

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."