Blind Date Skeptic Gifts

Shopping for someone who's skeptical about blind dates? Our unique collection offers humorous and thoughtful items that reflect their witty skepticism. These gifts are ideal for lightheartedly celebrating their cautious yet charming personality. Perfect for fans of clever humor and distinctive style, our products bring a fun twist to their dating adventures.

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'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.' mockup

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

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"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

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'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!' mockup

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

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"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!" mockup

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

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'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?' mockup

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

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'He's narrating it, I just know it.' mockup

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

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"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside." mockup

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

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"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"You're not at all like your answering machine." mockup

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

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"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain." mockup

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

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"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..." mockup

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

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A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

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"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up." mockup

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

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'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block' mockup

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

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As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly! mockup

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

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Tunnel of lurve

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"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"

"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'" mockup

"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"

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"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!" mockup

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

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"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details." mockup

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

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Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost." mockup

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

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"Did you notice the smirk on his face when he said 'enjoy'?"

"Did you notice the smirk on his face when he said 'enjoy'?" mockup

"Did you notice the smirk on his face when he said 'enjoy'?"

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"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."

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'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.' mockup

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

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'How are Rod and Cindy getting on?' 'Like a house on fire!'

'How are Rod and Cindy getting on?' 'Like a house on fire!' mockup

'How are Rod and Cindy getting on?' 'Like a house on fire!'

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"So tell me again where you're from." mockup

"So tell me again where you're from."

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Are you sure that's not your age? mockup

Are you sure that's not your age?

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"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ." mockup

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

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Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

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'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.' mockup

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

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"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'." mockup

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

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Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose mockup

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

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"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

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Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.

Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date. mockup

Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.

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'Are you fit, attractive male...?' mockup

'Are you fit, attractive male...?'

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Blind Date Skeptic Gifts Collection

Blind Date Skeptic Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs perfect for the blind date skeptic—bring humor and personality to their morning routine with designs that speak to their witty side.

Blind Date Skeptic Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with witty sayings—great for the skeptical dater looking to add humor and personality to their home decor.

Blind Date Skeptic Prints

Explore eye-catching prints that celebrate the humorous side of dating skepticism—perfect for decorating their space with a smile.

Blind Date Skeptic T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts featuring clever quotes and playful designs—ideal for anyone skeptical about blind dates but ready to laugh about it.