Blind Date Comedian Gifts

"On your profile you said you weren't very confident about your looks!"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Do you have anything that would make him seem like a self satisfied pig?"

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

Tunnel of lurve

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

"So tell me again where you're from."

'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.

Are you sure that's not your age?

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'You must be Olivia.'

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'Hey, what is this? You said tall, dark and handsome!'

Some blind dates work out just fine.