Bleacher Chaos Lover T-Shirts

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Face painting.

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

Cinemuck

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'Food fight!'

Chaos Theory Conference.