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'Yo, Bob! I think a heckler just nailed me with something. What's on my back?'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

An Archeologic Dig

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Fan-Centric Stadium

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

'Here comes Ted.'

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

'Time out!'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Bad Knees.