Black Sheep Appreciator Mugs

The families black sheep.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Support group for sheep.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

A Venus cow trap.

"Static cling."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

A cow ventriloquist.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Fricka arrives.

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Sheepdog Security

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

A (P)ram.