Black Sheep Appreciator Prints

The families black sheep.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Support group for sheep.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Sheep Ledger

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

A Venus cow trap.

"Static cling."

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Marley had a little lamb

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Going Down?

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

A cow ventriloquist.

Fricka arrives.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Sheepdog Security

A (P)ram.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'