Black Sheep Sympathizer Mugs

Bob was the black sheep of the family.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Support group for sheep.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

A cow ventriloquist.

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

'The black sheep of the flock,'

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

"This is your second cousin Armando. He was an artist."

Billy was conflicted and confused.

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

A dog getting neutered.

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

Jim's Mowing Services

I hate to tell you this, but most of the pigs on social media are rooting for the wolf.

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

"Is that a pet skunk?"

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

"Whatever you do, don't make eye contact."

What's your question for Ask Sadie? What's the most humane way to get squirrels out of my garden? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time one of my ancestors had a similar question. Ironically, she was a spunky flying-squirrel-like creature who prayed to the great acorn to do something about the triceratops that kept stomping her magnolias. My advice: Go great-acorn on those squirrels!!! Did that really happen? It's family lore! I don't question it!

'Errr, that's OK Lady, I'll take the next one...'

"Whoa. I gotta go. Cars are coming and it's my turn to run across the road."

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'