Black Lipstick Fan Prints

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Wolf Karaoke

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Kissing the Fish

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

First love.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Meowlzebub

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."