Red Lipstick Fanatic Prints

"If you really want to drive him wild, I'd go with the red lipstick."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

I only have eyes for you

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Werewolves of London..."

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Giant slug attacks a city

Kissing the Fish

Star Wars Audience

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Where are my eyelashes?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Which part are you reading for?"

Cinemuck

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Hollywood producer.